Saturday Night Live - Season 37

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I’ve heard too many scary Gaga theories for today.

theworldsaplayground:

A week ago Gaga was just Gaga.

Now she’s a murdering, soul-stealing, cryptic-code creator who likes to torture her fans.

beyawnce:

“real fucking dark”

try cryptic codes, references to famous celebrity deaths, and making all of your stans have nightmares about being kidnapped by the illuminati for delving too far into its business all before the album is even released

tadfield:

i bet you thought i was quality when you followed me 

citykidsoul:

First paragraph of “Its Kind Of A Funny Story”

citykidsoul:

First paragraph of “Its Kind Of A Funny Story”

because of these “Red lipstick”, “Dot”, “ and “Lina Morgana”, we little monsters became detectives

we need to break the code.

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OMFG GUISE

daaamnafrica:

i never knew about this lina morgana girl , i just read some crazy shit here on tumblr and it’s seriously creeping me the fuck out , someone EXPLAINNNNNN TO ME WTF IS THE RELATION BETWEEN THAT RED MOTHAFUCKIN LIPSTICK @032886 AND DOT WHO THE FUCK IS DOT LOLOLOL I KNOW IT MIGHT BE GAGA BUT ITS CREEEEEEEEPING ME OUT NOT FUNNY SRSL

OH GOSH. I just looked up Lina Morgana and even more theories popped up. Like how Gaga is into the illuminati and… I’m just getting really really creeped out.

me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i am NOT making the mistake of pulling up my pants while you’re still in there.

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. i am NOT making the mistake of pulling up my pants while you’re still in there.

I’m just gonna go to the Katy fandom for a bit because the Gaga fandom is literally making my head hurt with this Dot stuff, especially now that there are these weird ass tumblr accounts with numbers and even more confusing photographs and text. 
 

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